chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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wizkhalifornia:

wizkhalifornia:

what if i told you i just ate 40 pizza rolls

i mean, i didnt. but man wouldnt that be crazy







donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.







captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time
















mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”