it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

Pink Late (Western Australia)
The lake is not always pink in color but the distinctive color of the water changes as a result of green alga, and/or high concentration of brine prawn. Once the lake water reaches a salinity level greater than that of sea water, the temperature is high enough and adequate light conditions are provided; the alga begins to accumulate the red pigment.
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
LMFAO!! oh naa

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
I said “shit” about 6 years ago and I think I’m still banned.

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
I will let you know if I discover anything.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
is it tear or tear





















