donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.







captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time
















mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”




chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via hawkatte)

Again.

(via the-smitten-kitten)

(Source: disjunct)

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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lepidoptera-and-insulin:

reblog-all-the-ships:

I was informed (being a type one diabetic myself) that blood sugar will drop during the frickle frackle so I have to keep a juice box by the bed when we do the do
It’s like
“Hold on babe” *drinks juice box sensually*

sensual cider