humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.













motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD











Mary Lambert
Secrets
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mysassypantsaretootight:

  1. You can eat almost anything with just a spoon if you try hard enough.
  2. If you ever get sick in the bathroom, don’t expect someone to check on you (most people don’t care).
  3. If you ever get sick in the bathroom, don’t be surprised if someone comes and checks on you (the walls are paper thin and…






wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)







falling-for-keeps:

what the fuck am i gonna wear tomorrow